Jamie (Internet remix)


  1. Vintage cameras that now live in my office.

    Vintage cameras that now live in my office.

  2. The customer is calling in to tell you what’s wrong, and you’re looking for ways to sell them service.

    Comcast Confessions: when every call is a sales call | The Verge

    Every time I call my cable company, which thankfully isn’t Comcast, to complain about lackluster speed or regular, seemingly random drops in connection, they pitch me phone service, or cable service. The last time I asked a representative why I would trust them to deliver more service when they couldn’t even do what I was paying them for well. It wasn’t his fault, but how goddamn tone deaf do you have to force reps to push sales on calls about broken service?

    But when you’re the only service provider for an area, what incentive do you have to do otherwise?

  3. So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

    karlosmadera:

    I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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    This is how I used to play Grand Theft Auto. Highly recommended.

    (via tymethiefslongerthoughts)

  4. My new office has a small shelf under the windows. I’m going to bring some film cameras in to decorate, but I also have a tiny, mismatched menagerie.

    My new office has a small shelf under the windows. I’m going to bring some film cameras in to decorate, but I also have a tiny, mismatched menagerie.

  5. In other words, you don’t have to really fast, just kind of think of yourself as fasting. You know, go through the motions. It’s official: Family Foundation found the laziest form of protesting possible – protest by imagination.
  6. My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and remember to like, comment and subscribe if you’d like to see more works like these!

    maxistentialist:

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  7. cirquedurartastic:

    runonsentencesaboutemotions:

    sblaufuss:

    saltandcaramel:

    buckkybrnes:

    sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

    dragonofthesky:

    lasswithalaptop:

    johnkatier:

    I”M A FUCKING RAIN GIRAFFE I SOUND LIKE THE MOST UN-MAJESTIC ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE

    ice bear! my elemental spirit companion is endangered :(

    Wind Ox. Somehow this seems like more of an insult :l

    Shadow bear sounds like a stupid spy name

    fIRE SHEEP???? 

    FUCKING 

     

    Fire Squirrel AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yeah.

    Lightning Deer fuck everything about this

    Wood Giraffe.

    Sure. Why not?

    TIL: There is an animal called a raccoon dog. 

    And apparently I am this guy on fire?

    I’m a Wind Tiger, which sounds pretty damn awesome. My cousin, whose birthday is Dec. 2, however, is a Wind Ox. Much less awesome (but surprisingly accurate, come to think of it).

  8. gabydunn:

    On this week’s JUST BETWEEN US, Gaby has a new girlfriend named Jill and Allison is NOT HAPPY. 

    WATCH IT

    The line that made the episode for me.

  9. Waiting for my computer to be moved, so I Knoll’d part of my desk. It won’t stay that way.

    Waiting for my computer to be moved, so I Knoll’d part of my desk. It won’t stay that way.

  10. New office. Worse cell phone reception here, but I have a yellow accent wall to distract me from that fact.

    New office. Worse cell phone reception here, but I have a yellow accent wall to distract me from that fact.

  11. Sometimes you turn your desk into an ersatz product photo studio.

    Sometimes you turn your desk into an ersatz product photo studio.

  12. It’s a long season. You just have to grind it out. That’s what baseball is. You just have to keep going.
    Nathan Lukes, Victoria HarbourCats (via mightyflynn)

    1) We gotta play ‘em one day at a time.

    2) I’m just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub.

    3) I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

    (via webeyondthewall)

  13. Ever see someone make a post they are quite excited about on Facebook and have to resist the urge to comment “Better you than me”?

    Maybe I’m just a bad person.

  14. Found while cleaning out my desk: A manual for a camera that was obsolete nearly a decade before I started working here. Does that count as a #tbt?

    Found while cleaning out my desk: A manual for a camera that was obsolete nearly a decade before I started working here. Does that count as a #tbt?