May 2009
“Eccentric music producer Phil Spector was given a sentence of 19 years to life...”
– Spector Sentenced to at Least 19 Years - NYTimes.com
OK, he’s been convicted of murder, and there was plenty of testimony at his trail about other things he’s done.
Can we replace “eccentric music producer” with “crazed, dangerous murderer” now?
“PDL members often use a system of verbal codes to communicate with each other...”
– List of terms, codes commonly used by PDL gang members — baltimoresun.com
“Madness is seeing the world as it is instead of how it should be.”
– Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote (via markyb) (via blocksonblox)
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Johnny Cash - I’ve Been Everywhere
In honor...
“If people are doing this, if they are teenagers or young adults, they are really...”
– Clallam man burned in lighter fluid tag game
You can always count on police or fire officials to give you an inane quote for a newspaper story.
Also, if people really ARE playing lighter fluid tag? Let them. It’s a surefire way to decrease the surplus population.
My Friends' Names
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I have a friend with no arms and no legs. He comes over but he can’t reach the doorbell, so he just lays there. I call him Matt.
(I may not be able to stop. I assume you’ve all heard the one about the girl with no arms and no legs who was crying on the beach?)
Hey, is he any relation to this guy with no arms and no legs I saw in a ditch the other day? I think his name...
“Police in Michigan responding to a report of a cougar on the loose said they...”
– Nobody’s Business: Wherein I Propose a National Cougar Day