“Feel the Power” is on the list of things I don’t want said to me in the restroom. (Taken with instagram)
The Facebook app.
All day, every day.
Still a short at $33.
Wise words.
I am Jamie, lover of lens flare caused by shitty lenses and harsh lighting.
My 57-year-old father sent me a text today with a frowny face icon in it.
That’s got to mean something, right?
Time to start looting.
Wait, it’s back?
Awkward.
A long, unpleasant week is made somewhat better by cheap beer in cans and “Drive” on Netflix.
I’ve noticed that no one goes to the convenience store to buy a huge can of cheap beer if they’re having a great week. (Taken with instagram)
Sometimes I wonder where I get my anxiety. Then I talk to my father during times of stress.
Oh, Xanax, take me away
Oh, fat squirrel, what makes you so happy? (Taken with instagram)