Jamie (Internet remix)


  1. ☛ July 20, 2009

    bananacasts:

    shanecyr:

    thisdayinfavrd:

    1. The word “tsunami” is not in my phone’s T9 dictionary, so if you ever get a text from me that says “Trumang!”, get the fuck off the beach.
      @sloganeerist (sloganєєrist) – 114

    Happy birthday to an indisputable legend.

    Never forget

    I cannot believe that Trumang just turned 5. It’ll be going to kindergarten this year!

  2. Average day for me at work

    halfbakedidea:

    Do you ever let your guard down around someone you don’t know that well, like at work, and make a joke or a silly aside that you think is funny, and all your friends would find hilarious, but then that person is like

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    And then you’re just like

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    Like whoever told you “just be yourself!” Have they ever known me? That is the worst advice ever. 

    A fact I don’t often talk about is that I was in an a capella group in college. My senior year we performed at a new student luau, and in between one of the songs I made a dumb joke about how they could all tell their friends they got lei’d on their first day at college. The vice president of the school was there, and he was not a man noted for his sense of humor. He turned to a friend of mine, who was sitting at the table with him, and through clenched teeth said: “He thinks he’s funny, doesn’t he?”

    That was 14 years ago, and I still shudder when I think about it. I did not learn a lesson from it, though.

  3. cirquedurartastic:

    overshootingtheatmosphere:

    At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

    IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE

    Ee-e-e-oh-mum-a-weh

  4. I make .gifs of more than just myself for work.

    I make .gifs of more than just myself for work.

  5. It’s long but it’s worth it. Play America Ball with John Oliver!

  6. The Professional (1994)

    God, what an amazing movie.

    (via braincooksidea)

  7. ☛ Va. man plants flag, claims African country, calling it ‘Kingdom of North Sudan’

    lnthefade:

    This man claimed some land in Africa because his daughter wanted to be a princess.

    They want this to be a feel good, charming little story about a father’s need to make his daughter’s wish come true, but so much of it just sits wrong with me, not the least of it being, way to raise an entitled child. And then when we are done discussing that we can discuss a white guy colonizing land in Africa. 

    Maybe I’m just too cynical. But I hate everything about this story.

    I don’t care that the land was unclaimed, and I don’t care that he “did it for love.” It’s so astonishingly ridiculous for this guy to decide he’s going to claim a plot of land in Africa and make it a country.

    Heaton says his claim over Bir Tawil is legitimate. He argues that planting the flag — which his children designed — is exactly how several other countries, including what became the United States, were historically claimed. The key difference, Heaton said, is that those historical cases of imperialism were acts of war while his was an act of love.

    Love or otherwise, claiming something that doesn’t belong to you with a flag is pretty much the definition of imperialism.

  8. runonsentencesaboutemotions:

    @WorstMuse

    *Spit takes violently*

    That last one, tho.

    (via pocketcontents)

  9. jewlesthemagnificent:

hisnamewasbeanni:

hipsterenglishteacher:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

Bill’s face though. 

The part I love most is that the congressman is clearly convinced people want to place an actual harness on the wind.
Oh, to see inside his mind.




Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I believe that wind is the breath of Aeolus, and when he runs out, we are well and truly fucked.

    jewlesthemagnificent:

    hisnamewasbeanni:

    hipsterenglishteacher:

    sagansense:

    Welcome to the United States of America.

    Bill’s face though. 

    The part I love most is that the congressman is clearly convinced people want to place an actual harness on the wind.

    Oh, to see inside his mind.

    image

    Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I believe that wind is the breath of Aeolus, and when he runs out, we are well and truly fucked.

  10. ☛ http://webeyondthewall.tumblr.com/post/91488315716/http-thegazette-com-subject-news-linn-county-sher

    webeyondthewall:

    http://thegazette.com/subject/news/linn-county-sheriffs-office-wants-to-talk-to-amber-alert-suspect-about-body-found-near-walker-20140710

    According to online court records, Hogan filed a petition for relief from domestic abuse involving Gaffney on June 30. A hearing on the matter was scheduled for Thursday afternoon.

    GOD DAMN IT!!  AGAIN!  This woman was murdered and dumped like trash on a road far from home; her children were kidnapped (though (thank God) found safe shortly after the Amber Alert was issued), all while she was two days away from having her say in court.

    There have been eight homicides in my small city this year so far; at least four have been due to domestic violence.  (While the linked article says three, I remember three different cases of homicide due to domestic violence, one involving multiple victims.)  Domestic violence is not a joke, and it is not something we as a society we can live with.  Domestic violence kills.

  11. emmysaurus:

    taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

    Rip Van Jamie, at your service.

    (via redcloud)

  12. Either AT&T forgot I’m in Iowa, or I’ve gone back millions of years to when the Midwest was an inland sea.

    Either AT&T forgot I’m in Iowa, or I’ve gone back millions of years to when the Midwest was an inland sea.

    • Capitalist 1:
      Hey, it's Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?

    • Capitalist 2:
      I heard there's a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that's going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?

    • Capitalist 1:
      I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.

    • Capitalist 2:
      That's a much better idea


  13. The Dairy Queen near my house has a pet squirrel. He stands outside on his hind legs till they throw him peanuts. They named him 50 Cent. #getnutsordietrying

    The Dairy Queen near my house has a pet squirrel. He stands outside on his hind legs till they throw him peanuts. They named him 50 Cent. #getnutsordietrying

  14. My boss was out sick today. Sadly, I worked exactly as hard as I always do.

    My boss was out sick today. Sadly, I worked exactly as hard as I always do.