Jamie (Internet remix)


  1. animalcell:


recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign


BRB, going to go figure out the price for 5,000 of these.

    animalcell:

    recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

    BRB, going to go figure out the price for 5,000 of these.

    (via knightliest)

  2. I think the American people should know that the members of Congress are underpaid,” Moran said. “I understand that it’s widely felt that they underperform, but the fact is that this is the board of directors for the largest economic entity in the world.” Members of Congress make $174,000 per year currently. Moran added: “Our pay has been frozen for three years and we’re planning on freezing it a fourth year. … A lot of members can’t even afford to live decently in Washington.

    Congressman: Members of Congress are underpaid

    So glad this assbag is retiring.

    (via tbridge)

    The U.S. median income in 2012 was about $51,000. In Washington D.C., it was about $67,000, and for the D.C. metro area it was about $88,000, the highest of any metro area in the U.S.. So by any measure, members of Congress are really, really well paid, making 3.4, 2.6, and 2 times those median incomes, respectively.

    Which is the long way of saying: Shut the fuck up, Jim Moran.

    (via tbridge)

  3. twoyellows:

    Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night? (MTV Unplugged)

    I’m going where the cold wind blows.

    It was 20 years ago today.

  4. jewlesthemagnificent:

chocolate-covered-chaos:

Ikea Monkey Oil on Canvas


I still find my thoughts drifting to IKEA Monkey from time to time.

    jewlesthemagnificent:

    chocolate-covered-chaos:

    Ikea Monkey
    Oil on Canvas

    I still find my thoughts drifting to IKEA Monkey from time to time.

  5. I got to play with some of my office’s toys today for a video shoot. Thus, I present my masterpiece:

    Eat Pizza Every Day

  6. My sweater and my shoes match. I assure you that was not intentional.

    My sweater and my shoes match. I assure you that was not intentional.

  7. Date-Time tune for 04/03

    Seems appropriate, even if the forecast says it might not be true.

  8. halfbakedidea:

anindependentguinevere:

Found a shark’s tooth on the golf cart path.

Uh oh.


For goodness sake, don’t answer the door for a candygram, people!

    halfbakedidea:

    anindependentguinevere:

    Found a shark’s tooth on the golf cart path.

    Uh oh.

    image

    For goodness sake, don’t answer the door for a candygram, people!

  9. The Pirates enter April undefeated.  
1-0 in 10 innings, with a walk off home run—talk about small ball.  
I (probably) won’t do this 161 more times, but no promises.  
Emily might be mad at me, being as she’s a Cubs fan.
    • The Pirates enter April undefeated.
    • 1-0 in 10 innings, with a walk off home run—talk about small ball.
    • I (probably) won’t do this 161 more times, but no promises.
    • Emily might be mad at me, being as she’s a Cubs fan.
  10. (via tbridge)

  11. Jesus, that finale.

  12. I’ve been bingeing on True Detective

    I didn’t think anything could get me to like/respect post “Dazed and Confused” Matthew McConaughey. Boy was I wrong.

    Two episodes left.

    NB: Both “binging” and “bingeing” are correct. Both look strange.

  13. Found while cleaning Emily’s car: A present from a once very dear friend whom I have neither spoken to nor thought about in a long, long time.

    Found while cleaning Emily’s car: A present from a once very dear friend whom I have neither spoken to nor thought about in a long, long time.

  14. Far too many good songs for me to pick one for the 04/01 Date-Time Tune.

    Far too many good songs for me to pick one for the 04/01 Date-Time Tune.