“ Police in Michigan responding to a report of a cougar on the loose said they ended up shooting a large toy cat with a Taser stun gun.”
Warren police said the 911 caller said a “huge” animal resembling “a 150-pound cat” was spotted in an old cement drainpipe in Bates Park and 10 officers were sent to the scene, WDIV-TV, Detroit, reported Monday. The officers saw the outline of the animal in the pipe and shot it with a Taser.
This is America, dammit! If life hands us lemons and we can turn them into lemonade, we sure as hell can turn a mildly embarrassing incident into a national day of appreciation.
The idea is that once a year, in early May, we scour our attics and thrift shops for stuffed animals, then donate them to our local police force. It’s optional to dress the toys in darling prison stripes, or tie cute bandanas around their furry necks that say things like “Do Tase Me Bro.
Source: bakelblog.com
