Jamie (Internet remix)

“ It turns out that the drain pipe from the sink is attached to nothing and
water just runs right onto the ground in the crawl space underneath the
house and then trickles out into the stream that passes through the
backyard. It turns out that the house is not really attached to the ground
but sits atop a few loose concrete blocks all held in place by gravity,
which, as I understand it, means “seriousness.” Well, this is serious
enough. If you look into it further you will discover that the water is not
attached to anything either and that perhaps the rocks and the trees are
not all that firmly in place. The world is a stage. But don’t try to move
anything. You might hurt yourself, besides that’s a job for the
stagehands and union rules are strict. You are merely a player about to
deliver a soliloquy on the septic system to a couple dozen popple trees
and a patch of pale blue sky.

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