I want to build more things than I do, write more than I do and play music more than I do. All opinions here are my own, unless they are correct, in which case they’re likely stolen. If you want to, you can e-mail me: jamie at jamietie.comTumblr (3.0; @jamiek)http://jamietie.com/<p>Some imaginary friends you are.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23769994802http://jamietie.com/post/23769994802Fri, 25 May 2012 22:03:03 -0400Jamie gets ornery when he's been drinking<p>Earlier, ice cream.</p> <p>Now, beer.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23762059495http://jamietie.com/post/23762059495Fri, 25 May 2012 19:54:22 -0400<p>Because the weather has been so nice all year, there is almost always someone playing when I go outside to have a cigarette.</p> <p>I have seen so many frisbee golfers that now&#8212;despite having never played (nor, indeed, having had any desire to play) the game that I can spot errors in form from across the street.</p> <p>I refrain from shouting advice, usually.</p> <p>I think I could be the Cheech Marin in &#8220;Tin Cup&#8221; of frisbee golf. Do you think that pays well?</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23750916171http://jamietie.com/post/23750916171Fri, 25 May 2012 16:48:57 -0400<p>One of two people in my office today, and man is it boring. I just can&#8217;t wait to get home where there is beer.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23745757613http://jamietie.com/post/23745757613Fri, 25 May 2012 15:16:04 -0400beer good<p>There is a difference between being less tired and not tired at all.</p> <p>I can&#8217;t wait for a long weekend.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23679007920http://jamietie.com/post/23679007920Thu, 24 May 2012 13:43:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jehn6wOu1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://boingboing.net/2012/05/24/cyberpunk-dress-code-circa-19.html" target="_blank">Cyberpunk dress code, circa 1990 - Boing Boing</a></p> <p>As mentioned in the post, this is self-parody, but I’m posting this mostly because there are cans of JOLT! cola in the picture.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23677746241http://jamietie.com/post/23677746241Thu, 24 May 2012 13:12:58 -0400<p>I am biblically, apocalyptically tired. How can one person be this exhausted?</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23647644070http://jamietie.com/post/23647644070Wed, 23 May 2012 22:03:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4htjd69tK1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A week ago I was stressed. Now I’m just haggard. And beardy. But not twee. Probably. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23625485048http://jamietie.com/post/23625485048Wed, 23 May 2012 16:42:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hikzwtQL1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thegazette.com/2012/05/22/pet-zebra-macaw-found-in-truck-outside-dubuque-bar/" target="_blank">Pet zebra, macaw found in truck outside Dubuque bar | TheGazette</a></p> <p>This story is getting a lot of attention right now, and even made it on to Good Morning America.</p> <p>My biggest question is this: In a slightly different world, we’d be measuring things in zebrapower instead of horsepower. So why the hell does the zebra need to ride in the car?</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23613807733http://jamietie.com/post/23613807733Wed, 23 May 2012 12:46:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fy89SOT31qzookao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dashboard synchronicity</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23560406198http://jamietie.com/post/23560406198Tue, 22 May 2012 16:28:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fvcf7aSM1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Feel the Power” is on the list of things I don’t want said to me in the restroom. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23556654502http://jamietie.com/post/23556654502Tue, 22 May 2012 15:26:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eezmKMjB1qzxqtho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://scholvin.tumblr.com/post/23512974059/the-facebook-app-all-day-every-day-still" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">scholvin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Facebook app. </p> <p>All day, every day. </p> <p>Still a short at $33.</p></blockquote> <p>Wise words.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23513671955http://jamietie.com/post/23513671955Mon, 21 May 2012 20:44:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4e93rlRZo1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am Jamie, lover of lens flare caused by shitty lenses and harsh lighting.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23503547486http://jamietie.com/post/23503547486Mon, 21 May 2012 18:28:39 -0400<p>My 57-year-old father sent me a text today with a frowny face icon in it.</p> <p>That&#8217;s got to mean something, right?</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23487578282http://jamietie.com/post/23487578282Mon, 21 May 2012 13:29:54 -0400<p>Time to start looting.</p> <p>Wait, it&#8217;s back?</p> <p>Awkward.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23455005049http://jamietie.com/post/23455005049Sun, 20 May 2012 21:46:25 -0400<p>A long, unpleasant week is made somewhat better by cheap beer in cans and &#8220;Drive&#8221; on Netflix.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23388315353http://jamietie.com/post/23388315353Sat, 19 May 2012 22:26:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4apn1R1qa1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve noticed that no one goes to the convenience store to buy a huge can of cheap beer if they’re having a great week. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23382148510http://jamietie.com/post/23382148510Sat, 19 May 2012 20:35:24 -0400<p>Sometimes I wonder where I get my anxiety. Then I talk to my father during times of stress.</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23380115721http://jamietie.com/post/23380115721Sat, 19 May 2012 19:56:32 -0400<p>Oh, Xanax, take me away</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23329936839http://jamietie.com/post/23329936839Fri, 18 May 2012 23:27:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48uuyfPDp1qzookao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, fat squirrel, what makes you so happy? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://jamietie.com/post/23319465201http://jamietie.com/post/23319465201Fri, 18 May 2012 20:32:58 -0400