Mr. Rogers—the studios for WQED, where “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood” was filmed were next door to my high school.
I’m nearly positive I peed next to Hal Holbrook once while in O’Hare, but I can’t confirm that one.
I was backstage and eating at the same time as Tori Amos, but didn’t get within 25 feet of her.
You guys have met a lot more famous people than I have.
I upload my face regularly, and I ALWAYS look like Grumpy Cat, so there’s no need for me to do so today.
If you want to know what color underwear I have on, you’ll have to find the old-fashioned way
and get me good and drunk.