Jamie (Internet remix)


  1. Almost Famous?

    Mr. Rogers—the studios for WQED, where “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood” was filmed were next door to my high school.

    I’m nearly positive I peed next to Hal Holbrook once while in O’Hare, but I can’t confirm that one.

    I was backstage and eating at the same time as Tori Amos, but didn’t get within 25 feet of her.

    You guys have met a lot more famous people than I have.

  2. I just showed you my iPhone lock screen, and that hasn’t changed. But I did just switch the iPad to this perhaps overly ambitious choice.

    I just showed you my iPhone lock screen, and that hasn’t changed. But I did just switch the iPad to this perhaps overly ambitious choice.

  3. I upload my face regularly, and I ALWAYS look like Grumpy Cat, so there’s no need for me to do so today.

  4. I just changed my lock screen.

    I just changed my lock screen.

  5. Sorry guys

    If you want to know what color underwear I have on, you’ll have to find the old-fashioned way and get me good and drunk.